… got some nasty asses. Your butts are so rank in NC that my dreams will forever be haunted. If y’all visit Colorado, leave your colons behind cause we don’t want nothing to do with it.

I’m one of those super paranoid folks, I know you know. I have a fargin closet full of ammunition and canned foods, for goodness sakes! What a dork!

I checked into a home security system a few years ago. I live in a super safe area, but we had some teenagers come by and break some windows on the front of the house. I was sleeping underneath one of those windows. It was one of those things that you know was isolated and freaky, but haunting all the same. I called to check into the ADT system. It was too expensive, but I like the features.

For instance, a security system has some nice fire safety features in addition to those used for home safety from intruders. Austin doesn’t have a grandmother because I lost my mother to crime and his father lost his mother in a fire. So, obviously scary unfortunate things happen and it’s a great idea to be safe. If my stupid old car, that has nothing valuable in it, has an alarm system, why wouldn’t I have one on my home where my children sleep!?

And my best friend just had her house robbed 2 weeks ago. Nuff said! A Home Security System is an investment.

This is my blog. I may not write about things that entertain you. I probably will say something that you disagree with. I often whine. Sometimes I have a nasty mouth. Occassionally I’m a pessimist. But, it’s my blog.

I have read a few blogs that turned me off. I’ve broken up with blogs. I quit reading Dooce because I think she’s gross (who puts their mucus plug on the counter to show the whole family?). I quit reading Y because every post is about her being over weight and it bummed me out. I’m pretty sure those women could care less whether I came or went. My point is, though, that I didn’t say anything nasty to those women. It was unnecessary. My issues with them were about ME, not them. So I just quit reading.

I’m just saying, if you’re here to find my faults, you’re gonna find them. I have an abundance of them. But at least have enough respect that you keep your fault finding to yourself. And leave the drama and the nastiness for people who did something in your life to deserve it…

I recently heard about keyless lock entry into homes with a system that recognizes fingerprints. It’s super bizarre to think about– but I guess it’s one of those up and coming things. I mean, obviously on my old house I wouldn’t have a finger print scanner. LOL! But on some of these multi million dollar homes that Jeremy build, I could see them installing one of these.

I guess there’s always the chance that someone could steal your finger to get into your home. But people don’t want to get into my home that bad. And if they do, I hope they at least take their shoes off at the door because it’s a rule I have.

But your kids, if they are anything like my sweet Austin, won’t go losing their key once a week. Those little scatter brains can ditch the key and break out their finger print to get in the house. Smart, huh? What’s your opinion?