Darlene from Pluck the Petal tagged me for this “Moaning MeMe”. Since I’m rather good at that whole moany, whiney thing lately… Here we go:

I’m supposed to begin by tagging 5 people for this meme, but I just can’t do it. If you want to do this meme, please consider yourself tagged. I personally like being tagged for a meme, but I know some don’t.

4 things that should go into room 101 and be removed from the face of Earth:

1. Five o’clock traffic in a small town. I don’t know if it’s better or worse in a super big city but seriously, some folks can’t drive at 5 o’clock.

2. Snow before December or after February. I know you guys think I’m crazy living in CO and saying that. But can’t we just get 10 HUGE blizzards in 2 months, get it over with, call her done, and move on to what some climates call “Spring?” That sounds so much better than the piddley snows over a span of 6 months.

3. That roll of chubbers that has made its home like a lifesaver around my hips. What the heck is this? Where did it come from? Why won’t it fargin’ leave?

4. Eyelashes in my eyeball. Also the gesture of offering to blow it out for me. Not only does quick, dry air not fix the problem, but it’s just a weird concept. No thanks. Please don’t blow in my eyeball. (yes, I have an eyelash in my eye right now)

3 Things people do that make you want to shake them:

1. Men staring at other women when they are standing/walking with their wife. Stupid fools. They don’t even try to be discreet and respectful! 

2. People who lay on their horn in a neighborhood during baby naptime.

3. When people spit, snot, and slobber in public pools. Yucky.

2 Things you find yourself moaning about:

1. Wanting a pedicure.

2. Wishing I could have a date night out with Jeremy. We haven’t been out alone together, even just for dinner, since Bella was 10 months old! I also got pregnant with Noah around that time. That’s what happens, Folks, when you never get a night out with your hubby. You get knocked up when you finally do.

1 Thing the above answers tell you about yourself:

Ummm. That I’m totally random and a little unstable? Don’t know.

Rules:

~Link to the original meme at freelancecynic.com so people know what it’s all about!

~Be as honest as possible. This is about letting people get to know you.

~Try not to insult anyone unless they really deserve is or are very, very ugly!

~Post these rules at the end of every meme.