A day in the life of Stepherz
My days are crazy, y’all. I run my hind end off all day, beginning at 5 am. I brush 50+ teeth (not all mine, of course), make coffee, pack Jeremy’s lunch, make breakfast, kiss my hubby goodbye. I drink about half a cup of coffee before the day really kicks off. I usually notice my cold cup of coffee around 10 am, sigh, and mourn that I wasn’t able to sit quietly and drink its entirety.
But there are hungry boys to feed and there’s no time for coffee!
I pack the diaper bag with a snack and drinks and then head to the gym with the kiddos so that I can get buff. Or not, as the case may be. Yesterday there was an old man that called me over to him and said, “Do you mind if I ask you a question? I wondered why you only have that tattoo on one arm? Wouldn’t it be more symmetrical to have it on both arms?”
My reply? “Wouldn’t your nose be more symmetrical if it were wrapped around my shoe?”
Ok. I’m kidding. I didn’t really say that. But he has a come-over. I should have ragged him about how “unsymmetrical” his hairline is.
Old Fart.
I work out for an hour or so. I still can’t seem to get my butt tohurryupandshrinkalreadybecauseit’sbeenoverayearsinceyouhadababy,stephanie,
andyourassstilllooks9monthspregnant!
“PEDAL FASTER, Beeyatch”!
400 calories later and I’m done. Finally.
How many calories make up one ass cheek? Because I’d be happy if I could get rid of just one of them.
We travel home, have some lunch and do some arts-n-crafts.
These make wonderful gifts for happy mail to family. Isn’t it purdy? Aren’t we creative somebodies?
I put the babies down for their nap so that I can lay back and relax clean the house and fold the laundry. I also make dinner during naptime. Because I’m an overacheiver. Or, so that I can go watch Austin’s scrimmage instead of laboring over a hot stove later in the day. Here’s the deliciousness that was our dinner last night:
Chicken Alfredo Casserole
I watched Austin in his first game after naptime! He was so awesome. I nearly lost my voice yelling and carrying on. He’s the Quarterback, so he’s in charge of making sure everyone does what they are supposed to. I could hear him yelling out, “Good take-down, Aiden,” or “Put your helmet back on, Jake,” or “BLUE 52. Hut.” I was soooo psyched! I kept saying, “That’s MY boy.” Bella got really upset at one point when one of the Linebackers tackled Austin. She said, “Get OFF my brother! I’ll get you!” I haven’t been this excited about sitting under the 95 degree blazing sun with 2 cranky toddlers since, well, EVER.
Bronco bound. Or Panthers. Whoever pays the most.
That’s only part of my day. I left out the cleaning, diaper changing, and temper tantrums. Consider yourself lucky that this post doesn’t come with sound. This house full of youngin’s is noisy, y’all. Trust.
Why don’t you join me by sharing a day in your life?
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