If you were under the false assumption that boys are the only gross critters on planet Earth, I beg to differ. Even the pretty, pink loving, princesses get kind of grody at times!

We’re driving down the road and I happen to look back at Bella through my rear view mirror. She is smiling from ear to ear, a mischievious look about her.

Me: “Bella, what are you up to back there?”

Bell: “I’m playing a game.”

Me: “Oh, yeah? What kind of game?”

Bell: “A boogie game.”

Me: (looking back at her more closely and spotting the biggest booger known to mankind wrapped around her finger). “BELLA! IS THAT A BOOGER? MY GOODNESS!”

Bell: (Chuckling and sticking finger up to lips) “Yeah, and I’m going to gobble it up. Mmmmm. Yummy.”

Me: “NO! It’s a booger. You can’t eat boogers! Nast! Wipe it on this napkin.”

Bell: (Grinning mischieviously) “Noooooo. I’m going to eat it, Momma!”

Of course, she didn’t eat it. The fact that she would even tease about it goes to show she hangs out with boys too much. And I think I need to take her to a doctor about those boogers. There is no reason a booger that HUGE should come out of a tiny little nose. Gross!