October 9th, 2008

So wrong

When we left for our vacation, I harvested what was left of our garden. There wasn’t much left and I was zuchinnied out of my mind, so I didn’t pick anything. I did look to see if  had some pumpkins and low and behold– I had ONE. ONE HUGE PUMPKIN hiding under my zuchinni plant. It was MASSIVE and beautiful and perfect. I didn’t pick it, but rather moved some foliage out of the way so it could orange a bit while we were gone.

GUESS WHAT!?

Someone STOLE my only pumpkin! I went to pluck my healthy pumpkin a few days ago and set her on the porch for carving and she was GONE! There’s a huge hole where she used to lie. There is cut marks on what was once her stem.

What kind of ghetto shit is that? They didn’t steal tools or a lawn mower or any other more expensive whatevers out of our yard. They stole my only pumpkin. I’m soooooo pissed. So, karma is somehow coming back on me. One comforter lost though a bad eBay transaction, one comforter stolen out of a washing machine at the laundry mat, and one pumpkin stolen right out of my yard.

People. Is the economy THAT bad?

  • Post Date: Thursday, October 9th, 2008
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9 comments so far

I seriously can’t believe some people. That sucks, I’m sorry.

~Sheryl
October 9th, 2008 at 11:01 am

What the hell? That is crazy. Some people, ugh!!

Cheri
October 9th, 2008 at 6:23 pm

THAT SUCKS! What in the world is wrong with people?

Our garden is in the same state as you described at the beginning of this post. Amazing what you can find in the zucchini foliage, eh? I had a melon! And it was huge and it was yummy!

We are zucchini’d out too over here. I have four huge ones just getting old on my counter right now.

Gina
October 9th, 2008 at 9:40 pm

While it really sucks that someone stole your only pumpkin, I personally would start imagining all the scenarios of why they would need a hoisted pumpkin in the first place.

Maybe they needed an emergency jack’o'lantern and you will soon become the recipient of an ‘I’m sorry’ pumpkin bread

Maybe they needed emergency pumpkin bread and you will soon become the recipient of an ‘I’m sorry’ jack’o'lantern

Aliens

Somewhere in your neighborhood there is a knife wielding raccoon who is now incapacitated with “pumpkin gut” and can only roll from one caper to another

(I’m hoping it was one of the first two)

Stephieface
October 9th, 2008 at 10:03 pm

That is so wrong! You’ll have to carve a pumpkin message to them…Instant Karma!

Carey
October 10th, 2008 at 12:42 am

That is just sad!!

Tori :)
October 10th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

They stole your pumpkin?! Gee Steph, that must have been one good lookin’ pumpkin you’d grown!!

Robyn
October 12th, 2008 at 2:57 am

Sorry about the pumpkin. It reminds me of a blanket I crocheted when I was a teen and someone stole it from the laundry mat. I never made another blanket again. :(

I’m thinking some kids stole your pumpkin. I hope the economy isn’t that bad. LOL!!

Adriann

Adriann
October 13th, 2008 at 5:39 am

Oh that is so wrong! I would be pissed to the max over that.

Deana
October 19th, 2008 at 2:28 pm



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